A message from the other side
What on earth has happened?
Did I get infested with lice forcing me to shave off my hair and as a result of this not be able to show my face in public for the next few months?
Did I fail my company law exam miserably causing me to start a drastic affair with the ugliest of my lecturers in order to gain sympathy?
Did I gain so much weight over the Christmas season that nothing will fit me except a king size bed sheet? Being broke has meant I can't afford some nice floral patterned plus size clothes so I will be spending the next few months fashioning the curtains into grecian stlye flowey outfits that skim my "womanly curves"?
Aaah the suspense I will leave you in! It's all fun and games.
Did I get infested with lice forcing me to shave off my hair and as a result of this not be able to show my face in public for the next few months?
Did I fail my company law exam miserably causing me to start a drastic affair with the ugliest of my lecturers in order to gain sympathy?
Did I gain so much weight over the Christmas season that nothing will fit me except a king size bed sheet? Being broke has meant I can't afford some nice floral patterned plus size clothes so I will be spending the next few months fashioning the curtains into grecian stlye flowey outfits that skim my "womanly curves"?
Aaah the suspense I will leave you in! It's all fun and games.


12 Comments:
Lord jaysis...what's going on with you?
Awwww....don't tell me you're leaving us. :(
wtf?
All of the above?
You're getting married, aren't you?
*sigh*
That's just wrong you know.
i was beginning to wonder
now i've got to guess?
dammit!
Don't make me come over there!
dude. enough of all of this.
email me if there is a new blog.
Be well!
Come on sweetie, what's up?
(cue dramatic music)
Duhduhduh.
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